hefty bag

Sometimes the world seems to just align in an odd combo of right and wrong. Seems a young man was killed after being hit by a garbage truck, bad. His last name is Hefty, as in a Hefty Bag for his body, which is good in a bad way. It's an observation I wouldn't make to the parents, but would have shared on the playground. There's a sick head and shoulders washed up on on the beach joke in there, waiting to get out.