free tow somewhere

But not just anywhere...

Down in Tacoma/Pierce County, some of the tow companies have banded together to provide an anti-drinking & driving service where they will tow your car for up to 10 miles free if you've had too much to drink (article doesn't mention if they are giving breathalyzer tests to confirm you're not just lazy or what)...they feel compelled to mention at the end of the article, though,

The task force says however, that the holiday program does not include towing to another bar or tavern.