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I Know

I know

The perfect guy for you

He's 230 pounds of love

At 5'4 he's just a tub

Of need and desire

For a skinny young guy

Who's desperate to be loved

By someone without a tie


I know

The perfect guy for you

He's just a little bit crazy

Possessive to the extreme

The court order says

He's not right in the head

That's why I thought

He'd be perfect for you.


I know

You say you have standards

I know

You say it has to be love

But did you ever consider

Accepting what is given

I know

The perfect guy for you

He's just a little shy

He's just a little old

He's just a little dream I had

No one could stand you

You're just that bad

I know

How lonely you feel

Thought I'd help

Just a little

2001-08-13