Cost Justifications

Looking at trying to cost-justify buying a super-duper new machine, by energy savings...4 pc's at 350w * 24/7 = $xx.xx/month, but I can't fudge the numbers enough to cover the minimum card payments, heh. I need to call my father, he's an ex-accountant (now CEO), he can justify the expense somehow, right?

Oh wait, I don't have investors to screw over. Darnit. I knew I should have sold stock in Funk as Puck.

Not that I think my father would intentionally screw over his shareholders. Then again, I'm pretty sure my father is a republican, and he does have a very expensive pair of daughters, one of whom demands actual ponies...well, she's old enough, she wants grown horses.