Big man

Livin in the city...

I'm home, working remotely (why I choose to come home to my un AC'd apartment, who knows), and I hear some guy getting attacked by dogs in the alley, begging for mercy. By the time I get up, this jock-douche-type has his two dobermans by the collar (but not on a leash, tsk tsk), cornering some wino in a doorway, yelling at him to drop his drugs and get out of his neighborhood, the standard bluster,

"I'm a cop, I'll have patrol here to arrest you"

Never mind that it's just as illegal, and far more dangerous, to have attack animals off leash in belltown.