spyware is like

In a recent article, a spamlord tried to justify their spyware by saying it was like someone who stood at the counter at Target, telling people prices are cheaper at Wal-Mart.

It's really more like having a stalker follow you from K-Mart, to Target, to Wal-Mart, and back home, all the time going, "don't you want to look at some porn?"