One of my many email accounts, naturally the oldest one, gets buried under a deluge of spam, even with it's ISP-filtering set to max. Since only 2-3 people actually use that email address, it's easy to filter out, but I still occasionally glance at the sender-names in the trash, out of amusement. Lately, I've been getting lots of spamnames that take random dictionary words and throw them together with a middle initial and such.
Declaration M Terrence
Condemnatory V Bisection
Like any of those is even close to a believable name?