I love songs with horrificly silly lyrics...
Roger Alan Wade's Gone Back To Whorin'
she's gone back to whorin
that's what I heard
she's some where snorin
with some ol rich bird
you know the things that I gave her
must have got kinda borin
last that I heard she done
gone back to whorin
He's got some other great songs on the same album, My Baby Loves Malt Liquor, etc...