So I've been anxiously awaiting a payout from my last employer's 401k, to hold me over till I get the next job. It just finally occurs to me this morning that fidelity has a website for checking just that sort of thing. duuuh.
Turns out the HR lady still hasn't turned in the paperwork. Or it hasn't been processed. Whichever, it took five seconds online to get it all setup for 3-5 day delivery. whee.