Today must be my waste-food day or something.
First I carefully wrap up some leftovers this morning, then leave them sitting on the floor next to the door. whee, stinky food smell in the apartment when I get home tonight. well more of it.
Then, after lunch, I go grab a to-go box, carefully put my food in, pay, and walk out, leaving the box behind.
Maybe I can find some do-do eggs for dinner, and only finish half.