When I Was A Kid | When I was a kid... When I was a kid, I wasn't really, old ahead of my time. When I was a kid, my father's career was the most important goal of our family. When I was a kid, I was kind, sweet, and naive. When I was a kid, kids used to push me around. When I was a kid, adults used to take me into back rooms. When I was a kid, I learned to keep silent. When I was a kid, I moved every 2 years, sometimes without my parents. When I was a kid, I day dreamt all the time. When I was a kid, I dreamed about meeting a wonderful woman who would hold me tight, take away my pain, and never let me go. When I was a kid, I wanted to fly more than anything...it didn't matter where, just as long as it was away. When I was a kid, I didn't have sisters. When I was a kid, our family didn't have money, so my mom made my clothes. When I was a kid, my mother made me a leisure suit out of polyester american-flag fabric. When I was a kid, I experienced auditory and visual hallucinations on a regular basis. When I was a kid, some girls offered me a joint in the bathroom of the 1976-4th-of-July-Beach-Boys-concert in Washington, DC. When I was a kid, I was a pathological liar and braggart. When I was a kid, I taught myself how to read, and to tie my own shoes. I didn't tell my parents, because I thought they'd abandon me once I became self-sufficient. When I was a kid, I fell off the top of a slide, but some stranger caught me. When I was a kid, I ate Cream of Mushroom soup without reconstituting it. I also ate pepperoni & mayo sandwiches. With cheese balls and grape soda. I used to mimic my mother's handwriting to add them to the shopping list the amah ordered from. When I was a kid, I used to eat bullion cubes like candy. When I was a kid, I noticed I have partially-webbed toes. | 2001-10-16 |