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Republicans are calling me

The republican national party called me tonite. On my tivo's phone line. I recently started answering it in my confused old man voice, 'granny?'

'um, no, can I speak to donny '

Now where would the republican party get my tivo's phone number, and have it associated with a childhood name I don't use on much of anything, certainly nothing political. That I remember. But I don't feel like breaking character, so I babble off a 'the republican party? no, we don't like them here' and hang up.

Now, though....I'm wondering. What did the republicans want with me. Probably money. Hmmm, I'll take it out of my stocks when the accounting scandals pass, you know, after we get rid of the CEO in the white house....

2002-07-24