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At work this morning, this one woman is talking about how her dog was keeping her up barking all last night.

It made a perfect segue into what's been keeping me awake the last couple of nights, but it's not appropriate for mixed company. Something like that.

It's been hot at night, so the window is open, fan going, that sorta thing. But that's not what keeps waking me up.

No, some neighbor is either really silly, or really horny. The first night, I assumed it was just people being silly. Some girl moan/screaming, not quite porn-level cheese, but pretty close. Last night, they did it twice.

2003-07-31