First lesson of the week:
Don't race a car with a shopping cart
Apperantly the weight-balance has changed slightly since I was a little kid. Adult lifts feet from ground, cart moves forward, adult moves face first towards ground. Lucky for me my knees and hands got in the way. It's not like I need the knees for much. The hands would be bad to do too much damage too, what with that whole typing for a living thing going on.
I wonder if the monkey on the front of the expect book is a helper monkey joke. The colophon just goes on about their usefulness, and how rhesus monkey's is where we got the Rh factor for blood.